mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
I have too many unexplained bruises for a girl who never moves
(via i-willnever-falter)
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
(via di3mond)
carlohasweirdthoughts asked: Random Compliment! I just wanted to say that you look very beautiful and gorgeous. I just thought you should know that! Goodbye and have a great everything!
Thank you!:)
